Official [CWC] Dadjoke Me

[smileyguyx]

Father's Day in most of the world. So, reply with your "Daddiest" Dadjoke that would have been appropriate in Ancient Times. For example:

How do brave Egyptians write?
With hero-glyphics.

Come up with your own, or grab one from somewhere else! Prizes will be 150/100/50/25 EP for 1st/2nd/3rd/4th place.

Also if you haven't seen it, the results of the Map Design Contest from discord (with some spelling fixes):
[hey guys we gave the results. lets start with complement all of you with the wonderful design. @jilguerin: your map was beautiful and seems doable but a little bit over designed @PedroAlmeida72 : your map was very well designed and could be very challenging but not conform the requirements. @KardaKAX | NotATigerII : your map had a new original idea and we liked the dynamic terrain, but it was a big under designed and seems hard to play. in the end we based our results on both looks and how they respected the requirements (is it playable and does it fit in the quest line) so the winner of the design challenge is... jilguerin]

Thank you everyone for participating with such quality entries. PedroAlmedia72 and KardaKAX will both receive 250EP for their efforts and jilguerin can look forward seeing his map in-game!

 

[AdrianMonk59]

Are the maps for download somewhere?

 

[Jeinx]

Are the maps for download somewhere?

 

[smileyguyx]

The maps aren't fully functional so there's not much point in sharing. You can ask in discord for their maps if you're still keen.

 

[AdrianMonk59]

I know they are not playable. I was more interested in the map design the users came up with.

 

[Jeinx]

Why did they call the middle ages the Dark ages? Because there were so many Knights.

 

[Jeinx]

What Did SIR Lancelot wear to bed? A knight gown.

 

[RatherWatch]

Sire, sire, the peasants are revolting!

*King scrunches up his nose* "Yes, I know."

 

[Phyro]

What do you call a blind deer ? - No eye deer.